Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power

so, i felt like writing today and was trying to think of a topic since not much has changed my personal life. then, it hits me! i am SO tired of having to walk all the way down to the end of the street to get my mail! Okay, okay, I'm kidding. did you think i was really going to make a whole post about the distance of my mailbox (it does piss me off, though)?!

really, i figured i would yap about the power of the feminine gender! actually, yes, i'm serious this time! think about it, though. us women manage to keep the house clean, watch the kiddos, manage the finances, cook a yummy dinner, listen about our SO's bad/good day at work, and still manage to look good while doing it! most women these days even hold down full-time jobs at the same time! how awesome are we, ladies?! if you want superhuman power, look no further! we bleed without injury, we make boneless things hard (wink), get wet without water, and are more elastic "down there" than a rubber band! we all know that men couldn't handle childbirth!

....now to just find a cape!

of course, we still need our wonderful menfolk! who else is going to go kill that big, nasty spider in the corner of the room? or check on that noise downstairs (underwear and a baseball bat, anyone?)? and, hey, battery power only goes so far! us women need someone to lean into when all of that day-to-day stuff gets to us. that's our kryptonite. a good man makes all the difference! romance, kindness, hot sex, those killer broad shoulders...ohh yeah! men are awesome...but superwoman is more realistic!